Tuesday, January 14, 2014

3 Suggestions for the Next President of Afghanistan



As the 2014 Presidential Election draws closer in Afghanistan, unlike people in other countries, everyone starts talking and giving “political” ideas, like myself. There are good and bad ideas among theml. But you know what? No one listens to any of them. 



So, adding to the millions of other voices unheard and stories unread, here yours truly has three major, but simple and straightforward suggestions for whoever will be the next president of the country:
1-      Any politician aged over 50 should be eliminated from the government. (excluding the president himself for the moment; we got no other choice there for now)
Why?
Well, because their minds are politically dirty. Very dirty! They simply cannot be honest; they cannot forget the years of war. Sitting there without preferring one ethnicity to another or men to women is unimaginable for them. In short, democracy cannot be applied on them; even if you brainwash them. I swear!

2-      The young should be let in.
Why?
Because the old have been examined; they’re expired products. Their brains simply do not function with today’s standards. Testing the same material over and over again for the price of another four-year-disaster is not smart. It is stupid. آزموده را آزمودن خطاست
The young have better education, better mindset, and less discriminative perspective on rebuilding the country. They are more afraid of gunfire; they do not want to hear it. But the old have been used to hearing it all their lives; I bet some of them even miss it and want to hear it again so bad.   

3-      Let women come in.
Why? (If there is any)
To admit that women are as smart as those turban-headed men that destroyed the country; and that they are NOT second class citizens.
I believe Afghan women are more tired of this long-lasting misfortune than men; and they will peacefully do whatsoever it may take to pave this path for better.

I am not a warlord with a turban to send powerful messages, but I think these suggestions unheard, we will have to go through more years of struggle we’ve been experiencing for years, and expect even worse.

                                                                     Just saying!